My pathetic life

I saw this news item:

" Spike TV is scheduled to begin airing reruns of [Star Trek Voyager] on December 18, 2006."

and I grinned from ear-to-ear I was so happy. I realized that it was the best piece of news I've heard in a long time. Even though I recognized how pathetic it renders my life, I continued to smile because I was so happy.

Suck it!

Guess who just received notice that he achieved American Airlines Gold status.

No more waiting around to board in Group 5 for me!